June 9, 2010

Breastfeeding male colleagues, Saudi style

Bad Bosses, Crazy Coworkers & Other Office IdiotsA Saudi lass cried, "What to do?
How to handle this, don't have a clue.
Since the fatwa got round,
Went to office and found,
My male colleagues, standing in queue!"

A Saudi guy rued, "What the f**k,
No dames in my office, bad luck!
Surely men of my ilk,
Could do with some milk,
And to get it, what better than suck!"

5/6/2010: 2 senior Saudi clerics have issued a fatwa that Saudi Arabia’s women should give their breast milk to male colleagues and acquaintances in order to safeguard the Islamic law that forbids mixing between the sexes. Get the story here

Life never ceases to amaze, really!


  1. Clang !
    That was my jaw dropping and hitting the floor after reading the news report.
    Sample this "Recently a fatwa had been issued in the country about adult breast-feeding to establish "maternal relations" and preclude the possibility of sexual contact"....har, har! And when one cleric says that women should directly feed men from their breasts, it's absolutely sure that clerics making such decisions are celibate and may even be juvenile.
    Jeez...imagine a country where a man unrelated to a woman may not even see her feet or hair, but sure as hell can see and access her most intimate parts.
    And to those clerics who feel that female breasts are just reservoirs that can just be turned on just like that for milk, let me just say, you poor, poor sods! Why don't you guys just go jump in a well ?

  2. That's a Saudi snafu
    Quite disgusting, even so
    Was that the case
    in Macchu pichhu too?

  3. a saudi in saudi arabia scratches his head
    how to redesign the burkah? he dreamily said
    the clerics say show
    whatever is below
    the neck, the shoulders, the arms without any dread!

  4. Expect some innovative recharge pills
    To have regular milk fills
    So that no Saudi
    Ever finds a breast empty..
    God! are they breasts or milk mills?