In matters of religion, sometimes the path leads to the bath

"Religion", said Santa, forlorn,
"These days is of Godliness shorn.
So priests spend their hours,
Filming ladies in showers,
And, believe it or not, watching porn!"


TOI 16/08/09: Sikh priest films woman taking bath. Get the story here

Look ma, there's a minister in the tiger's cage!

Did you hear of the minister who
Went and entered a cage in the zoo?
It seems he was cheered
On by those who appeared
To have mistaken him for a gnu!

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Did you hear of the minister who
Went and entered a cage in the zoo?
Well he wanted to pat
What he thought was a cat
And now all that remains, is his shoe!


Inspired by this news item in the TOI, 17th August, 2009: Minister enters tiger cage in zoo. Read the story here


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The art of currying favor with the boss

At the workplace, you've oft come across
Those who constantly butter the boss.
You may turn up your nose,
But a new study shows,
It's a matter of profit and loss.

Reuters 14/04/09: Workers "sucking up" is bad for business, says experts - By Ellen Wulfhorst. Get the story here

In case you now would like to learn this skill, here are some pointers: 1, 2 & 3. Happy buttering!

Sex on TV and the big OO

Too much sex on your TV may sire,
In your young teen a carnal desire.
Is the US election,
Then, a safer selection?
No way! That's from frying pan to fire!


Am wondering how many OO addicts will enroll for the 12-step recovery program!

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