A Cover-Up

"Whenever he speaks to the Press,"
Lamented his aides, in distress,
"That darned exposed knocker,
Looms large, what a shocker!"
So they covered the teat with a dress!

MSNBC/Reuters 4/8/08: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi takes fire for nipple cover-up. PM's office paints over oft-seen breast in painting; critic says move 'crazy'. Get the story here

Knight in the shining armour

Young Bachchan comes riding his horse
And carries off - Aishwariya of course!
And who is that hunk
All dressed like a monk?
It's Sallu Bhai, whispers our source!


DNA 19/04/07: MF’s horse rides into Abhi-Ash party. Read on

{pic courtesy DNA}