What's the British Gal's Favourite Pick-Me-Up?

There once lived a Brit guy, named Fred,
Who read up a survey and said,
"If their idea of fun,
Is soaking in the sun,
It'll be tough, getting chicks into bed!"

His pal said, "Dear chap, don't be miffed.
The weather should give you a lift.
Not a bright, sunny day,
Rather, gloomy and grey--
You'll score yet, my man, get the drift?"

The Sun 20/04/2012: A survey has revealed that nearly two out of three women get more of a boost from warm weather – than retail therapy, chocolate and even sex. However, the weather seems to be playing spoilsport. Get the story here.

How far will you go for that monsoon shower?

We hope that the gods find alarming,
The sight of those naked girls farming,
And embarrassed powers,
Send us monsoon showers--
But what if they find the sight charming?

Reuters 23/07/09: Naked girls plough fields in India for rain. Get the story here

When Mamata de-railed Laloo

The Gods in the heavens said, "Hail
O Mamtadi, minister of Rail.
It is Lalooji's sighs,
That, in cyclonic guise,
Is ravaging Bengal as gale!"