Seeking pay rise for helping the nation.
By refusing to mingle,
And hence staying single,
I'm helping control population.
And dear Sir, please note - I am dreading,
That if my this letter you are shredding
With utter disregard,
I'll have to print card
And invite you, Sir, to my wedding!
Single/unmarried teachers from government-aided educational institutions in the State of Uttar Pradesh are lobbying for a special government allowance for helping with population control. Get the story here
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will government grants
then soothe your wants
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To remain single
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