In matters of religion, sometimes the path leads to the bath

"Religion", said Santa, forlorn,
"These days is of Godliness shorn.
So priests spend their hours,
Filming ladies in showers,
And, believe it or not, watching porn!"


TOI 16/08/09: Sikh priest films woman taking bath. Get the story here

Look ma, a dead duck!

An MP in Briton sought bucks
For building an 'island' for ducks
The ducks said, "You fool,
You're doing up our pool
With tax payers' money? That sucks!"

Yahoo News, 23rd May, 2009: A British MP said on Saturday he felt "ashamed and humiliated" over claiming expenses for a "duck island" to put in his garden pond -- and admitted that the ducks didn't like it anyway. Conservative MP Peter Viggers was forced to announce his resignation on Thursday over the 1,600-pound aquatic home, the latest embarrassing revelation in an expenses row which has shaken the House of Commons. Get the story here