July 23, 2009

In response to Maddy's call for a Frank verse

This limerick is in response to Mad Kane's recent Limerick-Off where one is supposed to write a limerick using the first line "A very strange fellow named Frank". Caution - a naughty limerick!

A very strange fellow named Frank
Once sought to be Master of wank.
He worked on his member,
Till it smoldered like ember--
Then horror of horrors, it shrank!



  1. A very strange fellow named Frank
    Went to a pissoir after he drank
    Then he jerked up the zip
    But forgot to tuck his equip
    And now he has nothing to swank


  2. Wonderful..
    You surpass yourself