This limerick is in response to Mad Kane's recent Limerick-Off where one is supposed to write a limerick using the first line "A very strange fellow named Frank". Caution - a naughty limerick!
A very strange fellow named Frank
Once sought to be Master of wank.
He worked on his member,
Till it smoldered like ember--
Then horror of horrors, it shrank!
A very strange fellow named FrankReplyDelete
Went to a pissoir after he drank
Then he jerked up the zip
But forgot to tuck his equip
And now he has nothing to swank
You surpass yourself