April 9, 2010

Fearing an animal attack, Lalu visits zoo with bodyguards

There once lived a Lalooji, who,
Took bodyguards to the zoo.
Their weapons struck fear,
In the hearts of the deer,
And frightened a young kangaroo.

"Please lock them away", cried a steed.
Or else, am sure they'll steal my feed.
I don't believe they
Are here just to pray,
They're just saying that to mislead!".

PTI 09/04/2010: RJD leader Lalu Prasad's recent visit to Patna Zoo with securitymen carrying weapons has sparked off a controversy with the authorities ordering an inquiry by a Forest Ranger to investigate the matter. Get the story here


  1. every laloo visit to the zoo
    results in copious amounts of poo
    cleaners now say
    one visit a day
    will greatly damage the inmates' kazoo