May 15, 2006

The bald truth

The poor MP was explaining why
He had sex with a youthful rent-guy.
“Mid-life crisis took root,
'Coz I grew bald as a coot,
It was alopecia that led me awry!”

Disgraced British MP says his "mid-life crisis" and ensuing affair with an indiscreet male prostitute was caused by his hairloss problem. Read more about bald truths here and here

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:17 AM

    His bald head slippery and smooth
    Made Mark Oaten crazy and uncouth.
    He ended up being homosexual
    And offered justifications intellectual
    Like loss of hair ended his youth!

    (Imagine if all bald men became homosexual!!!)