Lennon: Nobody told me

John Lennon was full of grievance
After attending his first TV séance.
He said, "if I knew,
It was pay-per-view,
Would have negotiated my fees in advance!"

CNN.com 16/03/06: John Lennon, the ex-Beatle, who was murdered over 25 years ago, is the latest subject of a pay-per-view seance. Watch psychics trying to contact him for $9.95!