January 31, 2006

No sex, it's election time!

Said Mrs. Berlusconi with despondence,
To improve his election performance,
My Silvio just went
(That silly Latin gent!)
And made an oath about sexual abstinence!

Oh, couldn’t he have stuck to his mention,
Of lowering the taxes and raising pension?
Now what shall I do?
Am feeling most blue
What if I lose it?,
she asked with apprehension!

Forbes - 29/01/06: Premier Silvio Berlusconi has promised Italians he would lower taxes and raise pensions. His latest campaign pledge is rather personal: no sex until April 9 elections. Read about it here

BBC News/Magazine - 31/01/06: Analyses the impact of such abstinence on physiological & psychological health. Read about it here

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