The build up
When the trailers said ‘naughty is in’
People hoped for some delicious sin
Not being too picky
About stars in Neal ‘N’ Nikki
Everyone waited for this film to begin
The story
There was once a boy named Neal
He was going to get married, big deal
Hoping to get laid
He went out and played
And this Nikki tried to aid him with zeal
The actual story
In the film, Uday Chopra feels lust
The very moment he sees butt or bust
And Tanissha? Oh no!
Adds to the skin show
But her nasal voice can fill you with disgust
The sum up
Yash Raj films do generally have class
But Neal ‘N’ Nikki is an exception, alas
Arjun Sablok
Perhaps meant to provoke
But his film turned out vulgar and crass
You can read some more reviews about the movie here and here
Boss....you ROCK !
ReplyDeleteYours is a better review than mine. :)
Lol Sakshi but then I did not pay for the film :-))
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine N.Madhavan suggested a little editing of the last 2 paras. I have made some changes, taking into account his suggestions. They revised paras are are being stacked here.
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The actual story
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The virgin Uday has surging lust
Every time he sees a butt or a bust
And Tanissha? Oh no!
Adds to the skin show
But her nasal voice can fill you with disgust
The sum up
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Yash's films are said to have some class
Neal ‘N’ Nikki show a different colour, alas
The megaphone-wielding Sablok
Perhaps meant to provoke
But his work turns out to be vulgar and crass
:-))
superb! you must start doing more such reviews :)
ReplyDeleteUma MD in her review of sorts, calls her the terminally cute Tanissha - I can only say "ugh"!
ma'am, buy a domain and put all your limericks there. I'm pretty sure Microsoft and Yahoo would be knocking at your doorstep for advertisement space :D
ReplyDeletewhat a review! hats off.
teriffic! hope to see many more of these .. after all there ia a regualr supply of Bollywood flops :) Thanks A. Muahh!
ReplyDeleteUday Chopra in delusions of pizzaz
ReplyDeletefeels that crass will regale us
Tanissha belives skin's no longer cannibal fodder
To not tax imagination is the day's order
Strip for the green house effect, is now is all that Jazz
@Avi-
ReplyDeleteWell it has increased the push-up bra sale
Since that is what attracts the male
But when it comes to chest
Perhaps Mallika is best
By comparison, Tannisha looks pale!
Thanks BD & SwB. Now I have a new category to write about :D
ReplyDeleteAparna - Yaar..that really hurt. Pls don't remind me again that I busted my hard earned money...on something so ahhhhhhh 'crappy'.
ReplyDeleteI have to add....the 'push bra' para...is PERFECT. While watching the movie...I could not believe myself..that I was actually admireing Malike Sherawat's efforts compared to Ms. Nikki.
Lol Sakshi...ok no more reminders!
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