"Such a shame!" The official was dissing
An OC* staff, "Common sense is missing.
Why go piss in that section,
Where they'd come for inspection?
There are so many other spots for pissing!"
"Your biggest, mistake, you poor fool,
Was breaking the cardinal rule:
That says, you cannot
Afford to get caught.
Couldn't you quietly have pissed in the pool?"
CWG 2010 - Where your clean differs from ours. If it wasn't so pathetic, it would have been funny...well almost...
*OC - Organizing Committee