A well-rounded woman said, "Dear,
To you I may look like a sphere,
But ere you say that
You think I look fat,
Please know it may cost you your ear!"
CBS News 29/04/2010: When a 24-year-old Lincoln man called Anna Godrey "fat" at a party, police say Godfrey decided to settle the score the Mike Tyson way. No, not with uppercuts and jabs. They say she bit off a chunk of the man's ear. Get the story here