The art of currying favor with the boss

At the workplace, you've oft come across
Those who constantly butter the boss.
You may turn up your nose,
But a new study shows,
It's a matter of profit and loss.

Reuters 14/04/09: Workers "sucking up" is bad for business, says experts - By Ellen Wulfhorst. Get the story here

In case you now would like to learn this skill, here are some pointers: 1, 2 & 3. Happy buttering!