April 13, 2007

Beastly!

An angry croc said, you can bet
That I'm a wild guy, not your pet
So saying, in rage
He turned in his cage,
And chomped off the hand of his vet!


The China Post 13/04/07: Doctors successfully re-attached the forearm of veterinarian Chang Po-yu who was bitten by a crocodile at Kaohsiung's Shou Shan Zoo on Wednesday. Read on

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:10 PM

    "I belong to the sea.
    Why did you cage me?"
    So asked the angry croc
    Of the unsuspecting doc
    And bit off his hand as a fee!

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  2. HAHAHA...sea?Please tell me which croc's natural habitat is the sea?

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  3. Anonymous8:09 PM

    I truly expected this comment! But I thought I'm entitled to poetic licence?!!!Hey,let's have more debate!

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  4. To prevent people like you from writing whatever they want, the Govt. will be forced to issue actual Poetic licenses!!You will have to attend some tutorial college(Agarwal Class or Brilliant Tutorial) and actually have to EARN that poetic license!Fierce looking lady teachers will act as invigilators for these exams.I can go on and on...but I would like to hear your side of the story...

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  5. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Thanks buddy! I'll give you my side of the story one of these days! But I enjoyed what you wrote! And it's fun sometimes when the predictable happens!! I thought thanks to LPG (Liberalisation, Privatisation and Globalisation), the days of "Licence Raj" were over.

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