The poor MP was explaining why
He had sex with a youthful rent-guy.
“Mid-life crisis took root,
'Coz I grew bald as a coot,
It was alopecia that led me awry!”
Disgraced British MP says his "mid-life crisis" and ensuing affair with an indiscreet male prostitute was caused by his hairloss problem. Read more about bald truths here
His bald head slippery and smoothReplyDelete
Made Mark Oaten crazy and uncouth.
He ended up being homosexual
And offered justifications intellectual
Like loss of hair ended his youth!
(Imagine if all bald men became homosexual!!!)