It's outdated, poor chap, I am afraid.
That plum job you seek
Needs a CV tongue-in-cheek
For you're competing with a teenage brigade!
Or, how about...
Today, your curriculum vitae
Need not be all high and mighty
For it's no longer tacky
To be casual and wacky
And the hirer will not think you flighty!
TOI 20/03/06: Today, CVs are no longer staid, serious documents. Many youngsters are spicing it up with funny, casual comments. Read about it here