August 2, 2007

Looking the gift horse in the mouth

A panda mum said to her young,
While licking a zhu* with her tongue:
"My darling, take care,
Don't crap here and there,
Those humans are stealing our dung!"

The panda cub replied with cheer,
"Oh mama dear, why all this fear?
It's a new business plan,
That's been thought of by man-
They're marketing poop-souvenir!"

Yahoo news 30/07/07: Panda poop to be recycled into souvenirs. Get the story here

To read more panda-poop limerick, go here :D

*zhu= bamboo in Chinese

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