One kiss too many

A self-proclaimed moral cop hissed,
"This Gere chap has left us real pissed.
He swooped like a vulture
And tarnished our culture,
Now all our dames want to be kissed!"

The Telegraph 17/04/07: Like the Shiv Sena, many Mumbai women aren’t glad that Richard Gere kissed Shilpa Shetty yesterday. They wish it were them getting the pecks. Read on

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