I thought I'd pen a limerick for Mad Kane's wonderful Limerick-Off exercise for this week. The task was to write a limerick with the given first line: A guy with a very deep tan
This is what I came up with...
A guy with a very deep tan,
Was showing off his muscles to Anne.
He thought he had scored,
When she yawned, said, “I’m bored.
Don’t you see? I’m a lesbian.” He ran.