IPL Saga - Luke Before You Leap

The lady cried, "Look, he's a creep.
A big bad wolf, in guise of sheep.
He groped me while drunk,
That despicable skunk,
And left my poor man in a heap."

Said the owner's son, sticking out his chin:
"She was all over me, at the inn.
I'm sure no future bride,
Goes and tries what she tried --
Getting hold of my BBM pin!"

And the IPL folks said, "It's cheap,
It' ain't cricket, if you really think deep.
How they tried to rejoice,
Was their individual choice.
Therefore our stand is --Luke ere you leap!"

NDTV 19/05/2012: Molestation charges against Luke Pomersbach (the 27-year-old Australian who plays for the Royal Challengers Bangalore): Court to examine CCTV footage from hotel today