There once lived a Brit guy, named Fred,
Who read up a survey and said,
"If their idea of fun,
Is soaking in the sun,
It'll be tough, getting chicks into bed!"
His pal said, "Dear chap, don't be miffed.
The weather should give you a lift.
Not a bright, sunny day,
Rather, gloomy and grey--
You'll score yet, my man, get the drift?"
The Sun 20/04/2012: A survey has revealed that nearly two out of three women get more of a boost from warm weather – than retail therapy, chocolate and even sex. However, the weather seems to be playing spoilsport. Get the story here.