March 16, 2011

Snake Tales

There once lived a model who kissed  
A boa. It tried to resist,
Then to show it's disgust,
Sunk it's teeth in her bust,
"Oh God, I am dead - silicone!" it hissed.

TOI 16/03/2011: Snake dies after biting model's bust. Get the story here

**Link via Annie Zaidi

5 comments:

  1. The best I've heard on this!

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  2. OMG!!! This is soo absurd and ridiculous at the same time - lovely limerick to capture this!

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  3. bite this

    There once was a man who was pissed
    to a snake he did stomp but he missed

    so the snake took a bite
    which was turned into fright

    as the bible just played up this twist

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  4. bite this

    There once was a man who was pissed
    to a snake he did stomp but he missed

    so the snake took a bite
    which was turned into fright

    as the bible just played up this twist

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