Newsmericks is back!

Chief Inkspot was partying like crazy,
His memories of Newsmericks hazy.
Then on a fine day,
He heard himself say,
"Come write a new post - don't be lazy!"

So Inkspot went out, looked around.
Was shocked to see scandals abound,
Saw people in scams,
Like flies stuck in jams,
And crores of rupees run aground!

Now Inkspot was jolted awake.
"What's happening here, for goodness sake?
A li'l scam or two
I can easily chew
But these ones, they sure take the cake!"

From now on I promise, NO way,
Will fun, frolic keep me away.
I'll be on the ball,
Of news, views et al -
Newsmericks, once more, shall hold sway!