The Sicilian was looking pale.
"Arrest me sir, throw me in jail.
I'd prefer the can,
To my wife and the clan--
This New Year Eve, let peace prevail!"
Yahoo News 1/1/10: A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of so he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported. Get the story here