"The fowl's pure and juicy to taste."
The waiter said, bowing to the waist.
"What makes you so sure
That the bird served is pure?"
"It's a virgin, undoubtedly chaste!"
Yahoo News 10.05.09: A restaurant in China is doing brisk business after it claimed that it serves only virgin chickens. Get the story here
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