For building an 'island' for ducks
The ducks said, "You fool,
You're doing up our pool
With tax payers' money? That sucks!"
Yahoo News, 23rd May, 2009: A British MP said on Saturday he felt "ashamed and humiliated" over claiming expenses for a "duck island" to put in his garden pond -- and admitted that the ducks didn't like it anyway. Conservative MP Peter Viggers was forced to announce his resignation on Thursday over the 1,600-pound aquatic home, the latest embarrassing revelation in an expenses row which has shaken the House of Commons. Get the story here