"A selectors sole task is selection.
So we have misgiving
In your choice of a living."
So he stopped writing in the sports section.
Then said BCCI, "this is cricket,
And as selector you're on sticky wicket.
You may nurse a peeve
But we can't let you leave."
So he stayed on and prayed for meal ticket.
But the Board again waved a red flag,
With the 7point guidelines and a gag.
And this got his goat,
So he wrote them a note,
"I am quitting, this job is a drag!"