He had come to the bar for some tipples
What he saw, in his loins caused hot ripples,
A bare- breasted Ann
Was crushing beer can
While spoons dangled free from her nipples!
Yahoo News 24/10/07: An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday. Get the story here