October 11, 2007

O spammer, know thy consumer

Today my inbox has over 15spam mails on penis enlargement. Now this surely calls for a limerick, so here we go:

These spam mails are really ingen(io)us,
They promise enhancement of penis.
A perfect sales pitch,
Save one tiny hitch -
I haven't yet grown one - I'm Venus!

:D :D

2 comments:

  1. A reply sent in by Avi:

    Penile worries you needn’t have any,
    For appendage will grow by inches many,
    These mails promise a stretch,
    To any libidinous wretch,
    They don't care if you're a John or a Jenny!

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  2. Corrigendum:

    50% credit Inkspot! :P

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