Today my inbox has over 15spam mails on penis enlargement. Now this surely calls for a limerick, so here we go:
These spam mails are really ingen(io)us,
They promise enhancement of penis.
A perfect sales pitch,
Save one tiny hitch -
I haven't yet grown one - I'm Venus!
A reply sent in by Avi:ReplyDelete
Penile worries you needn’t have any,
For appendage will grow by inches many,
These mails promise a stretch,
To any libidinous wretch,
They don't care if you're a John or a Jenny!
50% credit Inkspot! :P