On being questioned - "Sir, what are the odds
That this flight with a snag
Will not crumple like rag?"
"For we've sacrificed goats to the Gods!"
Yahoo News 04/07/07: Officials at Nepals state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday. Get the story here