Of a pair that had sex in the barn.
Their lusty affair,
Soon turned to nightmare.
When she chewed up his dick like a paan!
Yahoo news 17/07/07: An Indian firm has launched a paan-flavoured condom designed to evoke the pungent taste of the betel nut and tobacco concoction chewed and then spat out by millions of South Asians, newspapers reported on Tuesday. Get the story here