There was a time in the past
When the morning newspaper amassed
News of import
Be it business or sport
Well my dear, those days have passed!
Now in the morn when you waken
You'll find that the headlines are taken
By celebrity tales
(It hikes up the sales)
Enough to leave you stirred and/or shaken
Has B junior already wed Ash?
Will Shilpa really get all that cash?
Will SRK be
Lucky for KBC?
These are stuff making a splash!