November 17, 2006

A bodyguard unburdens his heart

Charged with the school-scuffle case,
Jolie's bodyguard screwed up his face:
"Protecting my beauty
Is really a tough duty
With 'bloody Indians' swarming all over the place!"


DNA Mumbai 16/11/06: Jolie's bodyguards pass racial slurs, rough up people near Mumbai school. Read about it here

2 comments:

  1. Hilarious...do you get paid to do these? You should!

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  2. Lol, I too wish someone would pay me to write these but alas no one is paying :)

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