Okay, I am back!
...While I catch up with the rest of the news, here is one on the currently raging lip-locking controversy involving Mika Singh and Rakhi Sawant.
He kissed me on my lips, the creep,
What does he think I am? Cheap?
I may dress like a tart
But am an Indian at heart
Safe-distance from men's lips I keep!
Well Mika can thank his stars that he is not living in 16th century Naples. According to this article, he could have been given the death penalty!
Note: While this post takes a 'lighthearted' look at this Page 3 news item, it does not mean that it condones Mika's actions. In fact, I think India Uncut has offered the right perspective on the entire incident.