Got sentenced for killing the black buck
If appeals fail
It means 1year in jail
Maybe next time, he’ll just shoot a duck!
OR how about...
Salman may soon go to jail
If the High Court refuses him bail
Thanks to his luck
It was a black buck
What if like Cheney he had shot down a quail?
Indian Express 17/02/06: New Delhi, February 17: Bollywood star Salman Khan was on Friday sentenced to one year imprisonment and fined Rs 5,000 by a Jodhpur sessions court, after finding him guilty of killing two Chinkaras, a deer species, at Bhavad village in the Rajasthan district in 1998. Read about it here
I like the the first one better, but both are hilarious!!ReplyDelete
Thanks Sowmya, I am always real glad to see you here :-)ReplyDelete