Bad!

I often pity this Michael Jackson guy
So many want a piece of his pie
For his every whim
Someone sues him
And the world waits for his fat to fry!

Now what is the poor man to do?
So he hides in the ladies' loo
On learning his error
He cries out in terror
I am really very sorry, please don’t sue!

A former advisor to Michael Jackson has sued the singer for $64m (£37m), alleging breach of contract and fraud. Get the story here