Tho' its been 3 weeks since I did apply
For cooking gas, the stock reply
Everytime I enquire
From the supplier
Is, sorry madam but there's no supply!
Petroleum Minister, Mani Shankar Aiyar
In an attempt to douse public ire
Said in a flurry
Please don’t worry
The shortage of (cooking) gas is not dire!
Normal LPG supply by Oct 10: Aiyar - Get the story here