Showing posts with label Global Warming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Global Warming. Show all posts

November 15, 2009

Men to continue peeing outdoors to save the planet (women of course have to use the loo)

Sir, how come your garden's so lush?
The gardener replied, (with a blush).
I'm watering, you see,
The plants with my pee
Am relieved - there's now no need to flush!

Men peeing in the open/ outdoors, a familiar sight in India, has recently received a boost with the UK based charity, the National Trust urging menfolk to pee outdoors on 'pee bales' or compost heaps in order to save the planet. Women of course should continue to use a lavatory and flush (thereby contributing to global warming) as their pee is 'more acidic'. Get the story here

Vive la difference, I say!

April 2, 2009

On why InkSpot could not take part in Earth Hour

Environmental activists have claimed Earth Hour to be a huge success. When asked whether he had done his bit to contribute to the success of the campaign, our intrepid reporter InkSpot, who generally is an active supporter of all causes, had this to say:

It's true, warming's heating up our
Planet Earth. 'Switch off lights for an hour'-
I thought I'd promote,
This cause with my vote,
But couldn't. Why? We had no power!

Oops, there is load-shedding (power outage) again as we speak!