Well the cop indeed sounded quite bitter
“Is it my fault that the bitch had a litter?
The boss being a mutt,
Had my pay cheque cut,
But I’ll take him to court – I’m no quitter!”
Express India 14/09/06: A policeman charged with guarding industrial plants in West Bengal has had his salary cut for failing to stop his guard dog from becoming pregnant, officials said on Thursday. Read about it here
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